The New Face of Pedigree Chum?

Ali Lohan.....what the hell are you doing? 14 years old (allegedly). Mesh top, bow tie and the tackiest tattoo I could imagne (ok I lie, but it's still bad). Nice one!! Oh and that mother...don't get me started on her.

Here they are, judging a dog costume contest. Whatever that is?

On the subject of presidents...

Since the whole $150,000 Sarah Palin outfit scandal, she has now stepped out wearing JEANS to a rally.
Skip the first 5 minutes, it will honestly make you feel ill. The best bit is when Palin starts singing "Redneck Woman".

I kid you not. This shit speaks for itself!!

I wish this was a joke....

YUM YUM YUM

How yummy is this! Ha! Oh man please check out all the stuff at...

http://www.cityrag.com/

So cool! I might make the little mummy hotdogs if I find the time....

Happy Birthday...

Kelly Osbourne.

24 Today.

......

OKAY OKAY I actually don't mind her that much...and she looks amazing now.

I hope she has a nice day haha.

Miley Gobshite Fake Brat.

PLEASE watch this video, even if it's just for 'her' voice at the start. Interesting sultry deep 1, 2, 3, 4. What a load of bollocks.

Also, the other kids miming along to 'her' song do a better job of it than she does.

GAHHH WHY DOES THIS KID EXIST!?!?!


I'm seriously losing faith in humanity.

Britney: The Movie

Allegedly, as reported by the Mirror this morning, Britney Spears is to star as herself in a movie about her life.
Apparently Phil Griffin is directing it (he's done stuff with the Wino previous to this).

A source said: “It’s the film everyone will be queuing to see. It will be dark and gritty – charting Britney’s devastating falls including her head-shaving ordeal and her traumatic custody battle for her two children.

Ahem. We'll see. I wonder who this source is anyways? The journalist across the table?

What next?!

Let me ntroduce to you, Mr Green Genes, glow in the dark cat....

Hi, my name is Snooker Hinge Palin :)

What's your name? Isn't our momma just the biggest dickhead ever?

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

Comment me with what your Sarah Palin child name is :)

McCain Photoshop contest.

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/10/photoshop-conte.html

Two of the entries....there are hundreds of great ones on that website - you really should check it out!!!

P Daddy

Rubbish title, I know.

Anyways, check out P Diddy and his twin girls D'Lila Star and Jesse James *le sigh* posing for a lovely October issue L'uomo Vogue shoot.

I really don't know what to say about this. The words prostitots comes to mind. It would be okay if we weren't in Diddy's pussy den and they weren't sitting on some dead bear pelt wearing playboy bunny style bowties.....YES I KNOW.



Ahhhh. Comments?



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Urban Decay Lovliness

Please someone buy me this!!


Urban Decay is amazingest oooft.
It's pop-up eyeshadow!! :0

Jennifer Hudson Tragedy

Of all the things to happen to people, this has to be one of the saddest. It was reported last night that J.Hud's mother and brother had been murdered in their family home in Chicago. The main suspect has been arrested but Hudson's 7 year old nephew is still missing, thought to have been kidnapped from the crime-scene. A nationwide amber alert has been issued. Hudson has returned to Chicago after being informed of the deaths.

I have never been a fan of Jennifer Hudson, but this is so sad. She did ruin Sex and the City the Movie ha, but still, I hope she can get over this.

Welcome!

Okay so to kick this off I think I'll start with some Kerry Katona on This Morning. I'd love you to vote on my poll as to what you think about this or leave a comment.




Personally I'm with Fern and Philip. They were interviewing her and in all fairness Fern was talking about other press coverage of her drinking. Kerry's behavioir seemed rediclous and overly defensive. You can see her making faces to that rat-boyfriend Mark Croft offscreen. Coleen Nolan to be the new Iceland Queen!!!